It’s Official – Mauricio Claver is a Genius!

He goes by the label Muaricio Claver-Carone, but hey this is America – speak English and use only one last name. Hyphenated names are limited to married professional women. But I digress.


Mr. Claver spend his busy work day at Capitol Hill Cuban (Terrorists) accomplishing various tasks, including paying homage to the Cuban terrorists who serve in the US Congress and writing a daily blog/blast email. Now one might think that this is a simple job that any simpleton could do, but that is not the case. What one recognizes as one reads Mr. Claver’s daily post is tremendous deep research. While some bloggers seem to be graduates of  MSU (making stuff up), not Mr. Claver. All his postings are truthful and fact-checked.

Case in point, today’s blog post – “Was Castro Complicit in Kennedy’s Death”. Mr. Claver throws overwhelming amounts of data that quite frankly for a mind not as brilliant as his is overwhelming. And in the end, Mauricio Claver-Carone, one-man brain trust of the Capitol Hill Cuban (Terrorists) concludes that  “Castro and a small number of Cuban intelligence officers were complicit in Kennedy’s death.”

Wow! What the Warren Commission, the House Select Committee on Assassinations, and countless independent investigations could never resolve, was concluded by Mauricio Claver. Fidel was in on it. Why let this brilliance go to waste? He’s spewed enough vitriol against the Castro brothers to keep the fires warm for several months. So why not put him to work solving other notorious crimes? Since there were no global characters involved, he should be able to solve the Jonbenet Ramsay murder rather quickly. Jimmy Hoffa’s been missing a mere 38 years since 1975; that’s less time than the Kennedy Assassination.

When he solves those crimes he can turn his attention to resolving unanswered questions that Cubans and some Cuban-Americans have harbored for years. As Deputy Interior Minister under Fulgencio Batista, did Rafael Diaz Balart allegedly order the murder of 2000 political enemies? Could the number be higher? Could it be less? Could Rafael Diaz Balart be misunderstood and wrongly impugned and the fact is he never ordered one person executed? Surely Mauricio can get to the bottom of this.

The next matter Mauricio could resolve is whether or not – while Interior Ministry thugs were picking girls off the street to put to work in US Mafia owned brothels – he allegedly raped 74 of them after they protested that they were virgins and he told them he would train them in sex. Could the number be higher? Could it be less? Could Rafael Diaz Balart be misunderstood and wrongly impugned and the fact is he never raped one girl? Surely Mauricio can get to the bottom of this.

Finally, Mauricio can resolve what kind of shenanigans Rafael Diaz Balart engaged in during trip to Paris when he cowardly fled Cuba 10 days before it fell in 1958. Was Rafael Diaz Balart one of the 20 Batista Government officials who had secret numbered bank accounts in Switzerland? Why did the Spanish-speaking Interior Minister who was eventually fleeing with his family to the United States go to France instead of Spain? Was it so that from Paris he could catch a train and travel 300 miles to Zurich?  Zurich, center of Swiss banking, the home of anonymous, numbered bank accounts. (like Mitt Romney has)

Of course Diaz Balart is dead and buried so there would be no way to bring him to justice. But validating the suspicions of the Cuban people would give Mauricio Claver legitimacy that he is an intelligent individual, not merely a water boy for Capitol Hill Cuban (Terrorists).


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