Monthly Archives: September 2013

Play Ball, Cubanos! Oh no, what will Mauricio Whine About?

The Cuban government announced today that Cuban athletes, especially ballplayers, will now be allowed to sign contracts to play for foreign teams.  There will be two requirements placed on the players: 1.) that they pay taxes to the Cuban government 2.) that they be able to join the Cuban National team in international competition.  This is good news to the 39 Cuban-born players who currently play in Major League Baseball and great news for ballplayers across Cuba.

Those who do play here whose season path has taken them through Miami have been forced to pay homage to the Congressional Axis of Evil and to degrade Ozzie Guillen for his tongue in cheek remarks about Fidel Castro.

Black smoke can be seen rising from the offices of Capitol Hill Cubans today. Mauricio must be hard at work figuring out how to spin this negatively in order to get an ‘attaboy’ from the terrorist sympathizers to whom he reports.


Stand by for Mauricio’s Rant

The bile must be flowing in the headquarters of Capitol Hill Cubans as the Diaz Balart and Ros Lehtinen terrorist collaborators attempt to digest the Pastoral letter issued by the Catholic bishops of Cuba entitled ‘Hope does not disappoint’. The document calls for democratic political reform by the Castro government in conjunction with the ongoing economic reforms and for improved relations with the United States.  

“The hopes of a better future also include a new political order,” said the Catholic bishops in their pastoral letter published on its website ( “As has been the case in economics, we must have in our Cuban reality an update to national legislation dealing with the political order,” they added.

The Episcopal Conference is chaired by the Bishop of Santiago de Cuba, Dionisio Garcia. Capitol Hill Cubans have used vile words in the past to attack a humble man of God, Havana Cardinal Jaime Ortiega who is personally responsible for the release of over 3,000 prisoners from Cuban jails; they have referred to him as a Castro collaborator and Castro’s lackey. It will be interesting to see what labels Luis Posada’s collaborators and lackeys attach to Bishop Garcia. 

This may even be of more import so that rather than have Mauricio earn his keep by issuing a written rant Ileana might hold a ‘presser’ to denounce it with Mario standing beside her, modeling his usual blank stare.

Five Heroes, One Coward, and Dumb and Dumber

Today Cubans are adorned in yellow ribbons in honor of the Five Heroes, four of whom remain jailed in the United States after being convicted on charges of spying in the Banana Republic of South Florida in a kangaroo court orchestrated   by the terrorist collaborator Ileana Ros Lehtinen.

These five men had come here as Cuban patriots seeking to defend their country from terrorist attacks driven by Ros Lehtinen and her terrorist brethren, Orlando Bosch and Luis Posada Carilles. They uncovered numerous plots in planning stages for attacks against government and civilian targets in Cuba. But as is de rigeur in the Banana Republic of South Florida the tables were turned under pressure by the terrorist collaborator Ros Lehtinen and the five were arrested. The Miami Cartel went into overdrive, intimidating jurors, holding pro-prosecution rallies outside the courthouse in much the same way the KKK did back in the old South. After a seven month trial, the intimidated jurors needed less than three hours to find the five guilty. One has since completed his sentence, but the others remain unjustly incarcerated in federal prisons. Hopefully one day President Obama or President Hillary Clinton will stand up to the terrorist collaborator Ros Lehtinen and right this wrong.

Now if one wants to examine an individual with a questionable character that came out of Cuba one could look at the former Deputy Interior Minister of the Batista Dictatorship, Rafael Lincoln Diaz Balart. This coward fled Cuba as his brother-in-law Fidel Castro was approaching Havana on December 20, 1958. In testimony rife with perjury before a US Senate Committee in 1960 Diaz testified that he had important business come up in Paris. Five days before Christmas, the French would summon someone from across the Atlantic on business? Oh, and he took his entire family with him.

Rafael Lincoln Diaz Balart was merely a coward, running out ahead of a trial and execution which would likely have taken place in the first weeks of 1959 after that Revolution was victorious. According to documents and verbal accounts in Cuba, Diaz Balart would have been charged with ordering the execution of 2,000 of Batista’s political enemies, and would have been charged with raping 74 minor girls. The goons from the Interior Ministry would round up high school age girls off the streets to be turned over to the US Mafia to be put into service as prostitutes in the brothels. Girls who protested that they were virgins and knew nothing about sex were allegedly taken to the Deputy Minister for indoctrination.

Rafael Lincoln Diaz Balart was one of those charlatans who proclaimed until the day he died that he ‘would not go back to my country until the Castro Regime was out of power’. Convenient cover – he had criminal indictments waiting for him if he ever set foot in Cuba which would likely have brought a death sentence.

Today his spawn Lincoln and Mario carry the torch. Known in Cuba as ‘Coco y Loco’ (dumb and dumber) a label slapped on them  by their uncle Fidel Castro these two have a visceral hatred for the people of Cuba. Because the people of Cuba never rose up to overthrow Fidel to let their family and some of the other Cuban terrorists in Miami swoop in and take over the country, they along with terrorist collaborator Ros Lehtinen oppose any initiative in Congress that would benefit the Cuban people under the guise that it ‘helps prop up the regime’.

The Diaz Balart brothers and Ileana Ros Lehtinen have collaborated with and given aid and comfort to terrorists in Miami for two decades. As George W. Bush said, “If you help a terrorist, you are a terrorist.” Which Cubans should be jailed and which should be free?  The Banana Republic has skewed justice; the innocent are confined and the terrorists are free.

Photo: Rafael Diaz Balart (center with gun) with his assassins The Masferrer Brothers; they allegedly killed 2000 Batista political opponents.


La Cochino Ileana Blows a Gasket

The woman Cubans call “La Cochina” (The Pig) blew a gasket yesterday when swimmer Diana Nyad completed her swim from Havana to Key West. “Who let that bitch make it to shore? One of my terrorist thugs Luis Posada Carriles had a torpedo ready to kill the bitch. What to hell happened?

“My terrorist confederates have managed to kill scores of innocent people through the years. One decrepit old lady swimming along managed to get through? Some bastard’s head is going to roll for this!

“Now non-Cuban Americans are going to start hollering about visiting Cuba to see where Nyad jumped into the water. If that happens and they start talking to everyday Cubans, those bastards are going to tell them the truth and me and my terrorist supporting allies Mario and Lincoln will be screwed. People will learn about the alleged crimes of our fathers which prevented them from ever returning to their homeland. I’m so pissed I’m going to get my little bitch Mauricio Claver-Carone in here and let the guys work him over.” 

Meanwhile in Havana Mario Garancha Herrera, president of the “Take a machete to Ileana Club” renewed his invitation to La Cochino to visit Cuba, promising to have 500 men prepared to greet her.

Capitol Hill Cubans Satire

            Capitol Hill Cubans and their terrorist leaders are in overdrive today fearing the success of Diana Nyad’s swim from Havana to the United States. Mauricio Claver-Carone, the group’s intellectually impotent director issued a statement which stated, “We at Capitol Hill Cubans are very concerned that this woman might reach our shores. We have concerns that she might be carrying the Cholera virus as a secret plot by the Castro thugs to bring their epidemic to the United States.

            “We know that e-coli has cause much greater pain and suffering in the US than cholera has in Cuba, but lies are our stock-in-trade therefore we have to over-hype this outbreak. We demand that Ms. Nyad be stopped in her tracks as soon as possible.”

            Puppeteer Lincoln Diaz Balart was unavailable for comment, but his brother Mario ‘The Dumb One’ issued the following statement: “We are making all attempts to work with fishermen with large nets to scoop up jellyfish and mako sharks to be dropped in her path to bring her swim to an end. Uh, I think that is correct; I didn’t have my brother Linc to help me write my speech.” 

            La Cochino (as she’s nicknamed in Cuba), Representative Ileana Ros Lehtinen was more forceful in her condemnation. “Who does this bitch think she is? We reserve Mondays for our lapdog Mauricio to embellish stories about the Ladies in White being abused at Sunday Mass, and we spend all day celebrating their abuse and toasting the secret police so we can trash Castro’s goons.

            “Now we’ve got Castro’s lackey stealing the spotlight. Well, I’m counting on dimwit Mario to round up jellyfish and sharks to stop her, but if that doesn’t work Luis Posada tells me there’s still an old torpedo in Orlando Bosch’s storage facility that he has been itching to use. We’ll blow that bitch out of the water and send a message to others: Don’t mess with us, we’ll take you out.”